Something inside of me is twisted. I know it. I’ve
known it for a long time. Those
closest to me do, as well. You
see, I love fear—I like being scared.
Being terrified is even better.
Being rendered utterly speechless (or even wetting myself) because of abject
horror would make my day.
Now, I’m not referring to real-life situations, of
course. Anyone who finds pleasure
in the everyday chaos around us is a special kind of twisted that I can’t even
relate to. But in the world of make
believe entertainment, my preference is… the scarier the better.
This means I’m consistently disappointed. I can’t remember the last movie that frightened me. The Paranormal
Activity movies didn’t. The Saw franchise was gory, but not
scary. The endless Hollywood
remakes are endlessly frustrating.
All too often, I find myself laughing out loud at the parts that are
supposed to be scary—and no, it isn’t in defiance of the scene, it’s in
response to it. In fact, I’ve even
begun to fall prey to ludicrous thoughts at just those moments. For instance, during a climactic scene
of The Thing a few weeks ago, I
thought that it would be a perfect time to insert the chorus of Tavares’ “It
Only Takes A Minute.”
My family members just shake their collective heads when I share
these ideas.
But anyway, Hollywood lets me down. I won’t even bother with television beyond stating this
point: television shows are not scary.
Ever.
Now, I know what the (my) problem is. The powers behind the silver screen and the television
screen are not entirely to blame.
They simply don’t have what it takes to rise to the occasion because of
my expectations.
My parents took me to the drive-in to see Jaws way back in the summer of 1975. I was four. It
was not the worst of their parental transgressions—they never made us use
seatbelts, we used whole milk in our breakfast cereal, our play time was not
properly scheduled or synchronized, and we were sometimes forced to walk to
sports practice, among others—but Jaws
scared the living daylights out of me.
For months, I was terrified.
Not terrified of taking a bath or going in the ocean. Terrified of stepping out of bed or
going in the closet.
It was exhilarating.
The only thing that stopped me from being a horror movie junkie by
the age of six was that there weren’t that many movies on regular television
during my waking hours. Then cable
television arrived.
1978’s Halloween holds the
distinction of being the only movie I ever stopped watching because I was too
scared to go on. When Michael
Myers was at the bottom of the stairs and Laurie Strode had to venture past him…
I couldn’t take any more and left the room. Subsequently, I was so disgusted with myself that I sat
through the entire movie the very next time it was on. Alone. At night. I was
eight. (And I wonder why I’m
twisted.)
There was no stopping me after that. Unfortunately, I became desensitized. I couldn’t recapture the lingering fear
of Jaws or the gut-clenching terror
of Halloween—with one brilliant
exception. 1980’s Friday the 13th. I slept fitfully for weeks after that
one.
It was around that time that I turned to books. I’m being figurative, of course. Yes, sometimes I had to turn to reach
one, but there were plenty of times when… well, you get the point.
My early years were filled with the typical fare for young male
readers—Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Joyce, and the like, by which I mean the Hardy
Boys, the Three Investigators, and Black Stallion books. But in the late summer of 1980, my
world was about to change.
While at a cousin’s house for a barbeque, I stumbled across a copy
of ‘Salem’s Lot by Stephen King. I don’t know why I started reading it
when I should’ve been outside playing ball or swimming, but I did. I couldn’t put it down. I spent the whole day inside, eschewing
food, activity, and anything else besides the book. I finished it before we went home and haven’t looked back
ever since. Stephen King changed
my life.
I’m not going to wax philosophical about that, though. You came here to read about vampires,
and I thank you for seven hundred words worth of patience while I meandered to
the topic.
As best as I can recall, ‘Salem’s
Lot was my introduction to the world of vampires. I’m sure I must’ve watched on old movie or two along the
way, but nothing that made an impression.
King’s vampires weren’t old and stuffy and black and white (although,
technically, they were black words on white paper), they were realistic, they
seemed possible, and they were awesome.
In the interest of full
disclosure, however, I must admit that I didn’t find them frightening as much
as I found them unsettling.
Frankly, they creeped me out.
The thought of vampires hiding beneath floorboards or lurking in
darkened spaces played tricks with my mind. The fact that vampires could multiply—and didn’t
discriminate—turned those tricks into mean, dirty tricks. A ten-year-old’s imagination can run
rampant with the idea of an undead horde of women and babies after his
blood.
Over the years, I’ve come to the realization that I love frightening
things… but I hate creepy things. Being
creeped out is so much worse than being frightened. I don’t like bugs.
I don’t like reptiles. I
don’t like rodents. I don’t like
hordes of anything. Well, okay,
hordes of screaming fans will be just fine, but anything beyond that is
unacceptable.
In the three
decades since ‘Salem’s Lot, I’ve read
a library’s worth of books. I
don’t read for enlightenment or education, I read for pleasure. It’s a hedonistic pursuit that I’m proud
of. I firmly believe that if more
people read for pleasure, the world would be a better place. I’m all for a fiction-only reading
experience. Who needs
non-fiction? Self-help books
remind us that we’re all messed up.
Historical novels point out that things were always screwed up. Biographies highlight the fact that no
one wants to read our life stories.
Throw ‘em aside and grab a novel.
Over the
last fifteen years, I’ve gravitated toward the mystery, fantasy, and sci-fi genres
more often than horror. It’s a
concession to expectations, as well.
Although my heart lies in horror, I grew tired of horror novels that
didn’t scare me.
A few years
ago, I decided it might be fun to take things one step further and actually
write a book. So I did. I wrote a mystery entitled Temporary Insanity in 2007. Little did I know that it wouldn’t be formulaic
enough to garner industry attention.
The creative
process is amazing in many ways, but perhaps what’s most amazing is the way
that creativity begets creativity.
While writing that first novel, it wasn’t uncommon for multiple ideas to
spring from my mind’s well. As
each new idea came, I would stop typing, dutifully jot it into a notebook, and
then return (or try to return) to the task at hand. Before long, I had captured dozens of ideas; more than I
could develop in a lifetime.
One of those
ideas was a story about mutated vampires. It percolated, it festered, and eventually it fought its way
past the others to the forefront of my mind. In August 2008 I typed the first words of the story. I didn’t touch it again until
January. Between January and
September of 2009 I added to the story an average of one day per week. Determined to complete something of
substance by year’s end, I buckled down and completed a 45,000 word draft of
Part I of the first book in mid-December.
Satisfied, I sent it off for a critique.
It did not
go well. Let’s just leave it at
that because my psyche still bears the scars. The bottom line was this: my love affair with flashbacks and
asides needed to end. I didn’t write
another word until February of this year.
Instead, I learned how to write (or, at least, I hope I did).
I’m proud to
say that my novel, Vaempires: Revolution
was released this week. My vampire
tale is not for the faint of heart.
It’s bloody, it’s gory, it’s everything I want a vampire novel to be…
and I want my vampires to be even more awesome
than the ten-year-old inside remembers. They have to be, because, in my world, vampires aren’t the
predator, they are the prey.
That doesn’t
mean it’s all blood and guts and action.
For even I know that we do not live on excitement alone. There’s plenty of intrigue and romance
to satisfy all but the most insatiable appetites.
Here’s the
back cover excerpt:
In
the future, humans trigger a nuclear winter that lasts for hundreds of
years. Water levels rise. The shape of the world changes. When the world recovers, vampires
emerge from the darkness. For a
millennium, humans and vampires fight for supremacy… until synthetic human
blood is created, ushering in a period of peace and prosperity.
And
the world changes yet again.
Vampires begin morphing into væmpires, warm-blooded creatures with an
insatiable hunger for cold vampire blood.
There is no rhyme or reason as to who morphs—male or female, old or
young, from one end of the world to another—no vampire is safe. And no human is safe, either, because
these væmpires aren’t interested in coexistence. They want three things: the eradication of humanity, the
enslavement of vampires, and their ascension as the dominant species on the
planet.
It
is the morning of Princess Cassandra’s sixteenth birthday. With the world’s attention focused on
the heir to the vampire throne, væmpires revolt. In their initial attack, they kill the vampire and human
leaders and take over the capital.
As Cassandra, her boyfriend, Daniel, and the rest of the world fight for
survival, væmpires unleash their secret weapons.
The links at
the bottom of this post will take you to the various sites where you can find
out more. You can even read sample
chapters or buy the book.
I truly
thank you for your time and I wish you happy reading! Also, I’d like to express my gratitude to Michele and
everyone at VampChix for allowing me to serve as guest blogger.
As a final
note (and a final indulgence), the last book to frighten me was Stephen King’s It. Not the whole book, but the part where Eddie Corcoran is
pursued by the creature.
Frightening stuff. Kinda
creepy, too. It is my all-time favorite book and the King of horror is my
all-time favorite author.
Now… how
about you? Do you prefer to be frightened
or creeped out? Why? And what does it take to make you feel one
way or the other? Three awesome responses will win a copy of Vaempires: Revolution.
8 comments:
I like creepy books and movies. The only tiem I couldn't sleep after I watched a movie on TV was the originall Halloween.
I usually like both, but really hate the gore. That stuff usually makes me want to gag.
I don't read King's books; I have all his movies. (and I live in Maine.) I used to read Dean Koontz, got bored with him and turned to vampires, werewolves, and so on. Vaempires: Revolution sounds really good.
roni42@roadrunner.com
I like the creep-out factor, but scarry is king. When I read Amityville Horror, I couldn't sleep for weeks--my bedroom was at the top of the stairs. And King's 'Salem's Lot was pretty good, the movie sucked.
I actually like to be the one who scares a person. It might be why I loved Halloween when I lived in town and had the scarriest place that some trick-r-treaters wouldn't come close.
So, I'd love to add this to my collection of bad-boy vampire novels.
I like the creep-out factor, but scarry is king. When I read Amityville Horror, I couldn't sleep for weeks--my bedroom was at the top of the stairs. And King's 'Salem's Lot was pretty good, the movie sucked.
I actually like to be the one who scares a person. It might be why I loved Halloween when I lived in town and had the scarriest place that some trick-r-treaters wouldn't come close.
So, I'd love to add this to my collection of bad-boy vampire novels.
I think I prefer to be creeped out. I like a little to be left to the imagination. Stephen King is really good at this, and so is Dan Simmons. Sometimes a subtle hand can produce some of the best horror!
Thanks so much for the great post and giveaway!
Kristin @ My Bookish Ways
mybookishways (at) yahoo (dot) com
Can I go both ways? I enjoy when I get both from an author. I prefer to read a book over watching a movie though.
I agree. Books are so much better than movies... provided you have an imagination, of course! Thanks so much - all of you - for the comments. I'd love to know what you think of the book, as well, once you read it.
Salem's Lot is really the only King book I like. And yes the first Halloween movie still jolts.
Fear can be slowly built up, or just bam! but creepy sort of seeps in slowly and is harder to define.
It's all about the atmosphere. Rice's first book did it for me as far as vampires were defined. After Stoker, of course. And I'm always open to new vampire interpretations.
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